Dr. Pepper

"Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr Pepper."

than?

Spam

I don't blame spammers for spamming. If it didn't work for them, they wouldn't bother. Even if the tiniest fraction of their list responds it makes it worth their while. It's that "tiniest fraction" I blame. I'd like to send out spam promising something if they sent me their name and address. Then I could have hitmen dispatched to their homes to kill them. Once the "spam responders" are gone then so will the spam.